i'm 17, i weigh 245 pounds and i smoke and drink myself to sleep every night.
kidding. that's a lie.
sometimes i like to imagine i'm laying in a field, naked, surrounded by gentle rhino's that slowly lumber around me, smiles sweetly remaining on their lucid faces. the field is green, of course, with wildflowers dotting the ground here and there. a tune is sweetly playing in my head. i think it's called "i'm laying in a field naked and surrounded my rhinos." that sounds about right.
so no, no. the pleasure is all mine, because i am a rhinoceros.